Coffee By Satire

 4 Coffees to fit your “Taste” (get it?)
USDA Certified Organic, Shade-grown for less acidity!
All our coffee labels are “Limited Edition” &
When they’re gone… they’re gone!

Balancing “Act”                                                     Dark Roast

No Balance

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Voted the best dark roast in the world last year by those who own Capitol Hill.  This is rich and smooth, with a touch of larceny, exactly like those we keep electing.  Maybe this will get us to wake up!


$15.95/lb – How would you like yours?



TSA – Totally Stupid A…                                 Medium Roast

Totally Stupid

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Sip on this mellow medium roast while wondering if there’s anything worse than a TSA agent when it comes to total stupidity?  Why yes… the Homeland In-Security who do the hiring! We’re all safer now that they’ve confiscated your half tube of toothpaste!


$15.95/lb – How would you like yours?



Liar, Liar Pants on Fire                          Medium-Light Blend

Liar Liar

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There’s just no better blend than this! So who does wear the pants of the news these days and gets to the truth?  With these looks the gals at FOX don’t even think about it.


$15.95/lb – How would you like yours?



The Evening Blues                                Medium Roast Decaf

Evening Blues

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Enjoy this wonderfully smooth decaf.  But if it’s 6 pm, it must be time for the evening blues.  Whether it’s George Step-on-all-of-us touting the DEMS or Sean Vanity the GOP, they both have one thing in common… reporting “The Evening Blues”.


$15.95/lb – How would you like yours?



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